Nah, I like kids well enough. Imagine having them toddling around this place though? Wandering off into the fog? Playing with shit they shouldn't be touching? Dealing with you lot's bad enough already.
[ you know he wants to protest and then he realises he literally hasn't had sex the whole time he's been here. which, like. fair. there's a lot of reasons it just hasn't even been on his mind, but shit it's been years. before this he'd never gone longer than maybe a month? at a push? ]
yeah yeah ok so sitting around like a depressed fuck's been going pretty good for you? you could have game if you gave it a shot. who are you sweet on? come on.
wait do you like them older? in your bracket? who does that put in play? haddie or jane? what about that old plague broad, how many thousands of years old is she?
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hardlydead) wrote2021-11-01 05:44 am
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And a half, yeah.
Nah, I like kids well enough. Imagine having them toddling around this place though? Wandering off into the fog? Playing with shit they shouldn't be touching?
Dealing with you lot's bad enough already.
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i dont know. it would blow, but i guess it would come
back
[ If, you know. ]
would it grow up?
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Doesn't seem to bring kids though, probably prefers its meals a bit aged.
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[ Anyway. ]
so, if you dont want to make a handful of 'cherubs' what do YOU do for fun around here?
holy shit i thought i replied to this
What makes you think I've ever had fun here?
[ it's (mostly) a joke-- ]
dw hates us peons
you know what
im real sorry for assuming
so did you just forget how to have game or what?
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sitting around like a depressed fuck's been going pretty good for you?
you could have game if you gave it a shot.
who are you sweet on? come on.
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[ he's just not about to try and make such thrilling activities as "conversation" sound appealing. ]
Who am I "sweet on"? Am I 15 now?
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lets start there. its been a while hasn't it? baby steps, king.
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whats your type?
how about nurses?
how about lisa or the
other one?
skin or no skin?
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Billy.
Stop.
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wait
do you like them older? in your bracket?
who does that put in play? haddie or jane?
what about that old plague broad, how many thousands of years old is she?
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so
how about hag?
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Almost wanna say yes just to see you try and set that one up.
sorry
so do you think shes
wet
all over?
you should be
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would fucking the dredge be like
a threesome?
or more i guess?
orgy?
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Christ. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
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but, new question
how many mouths do you think it has? actually?
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try checking next time it fucking
swallows you
huntress is a ten though, right?