open post ye wankers

[hardlydead]

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[otherbitches]

how am i being a pain?

so
how about hag?

[hardlydead]

How? Look at the message history, you'll see.

Almost wanna say yes just to see you try and set that one up.

sorry

[otherbitches]

i see a good samaritan helping an old man.

so do you think shes

wet

all over?

you should be

[hardlydead]

Are you kidding? She's halfway fucking mummified and all bones to boot. It'd be like trying to fuck a bag of kindling.

[otherbitches]

take one for the team and light her up, king.

would fucking the dredge be like
a threesome?
or more i guess?
orgy?

[hardlydead]

No thanks. The team's just gonna have to live without me getting friction burns on my cock from trying to go at it with a leather glove.

Christ. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

[otherbitches]

didnt answer the question
but, new question
how many mouths do you think it has? actually?

[hardlydead]

Do we even know how many people it's made of? I mean right now the answer is 'hypothetically infinite'.

[otherbitches]

too fucking many
try checking next time it fucking
swallows you

huntress is a ten though, right?