open post ye wankers

[hardlydead]

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[otherbitches]

[ He's... on a roll. ]

wait
do you like them older? in your bracket?
who does that put in play? haddie or jane?
what about that old plague broad, how many thousands of years old is she?

[hardlydead]

Are you this much of a pain to everyone?

[otherbitches]

how am i being a pain?

so
how about hag?

[hardlydead]

How? Look at the message history, you'll see.

Almost wanna say yes just to see you try and set that one up.

sorry

[otherbitches]

i see a good samaritan helping an old man.

so do you think shes

wet

all over?

you should be

[hardlydead]

Are you kidding? She's halfway fucking mummified and all bones to boot. It'd be like trying to fuck a bag of kindling.

[otherbitches]

take one for the team and light her up, king.

would fucking the dredge be like
a threesome?
or more i guess?
orgy?

[hardlydead]

No thanks. The team's just gonna have to live without me getting friction burns on my cock from trying to go at it with a leather glove.

Christ. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

[otherbitches]

didnt answer the question
but, new question
how many mouths do you think it has? actually?

[hardlydead]

Do we even know how many people it's made of? I mean right now the answer is 'hypothetically infinite'.

[otherbitches]

too fucking many
try checking next time it fucking
swallows you

huntress is a ten though, right?