[ you know he wants to protest and then he realises he literally hasn't had sex the whole time he's been here. which, like. fair. there's a lot of reasons it just hasn't even been on his mind, but shit it's been years. before this he'd never gone longer than maybe a month? at a push? ]
holy shit i thought i replied to this
What makes you think I've ever had fun here?
[ it's (mostly) a joke-- ]